They’re not cute. They’re not noble. And they’re definitely not what your nature doc told you.

🐼 Pandas? Lazy bamboo addicts.
🐬 Dolphins? Ocean bullies.
🦁 Lions? The true kings of napping.

Fraudulent Fauna: Overhyped Animals Exposed is a savage takedown of the animal kingdom’s most overrated icons. You’ve been fed a lie by zoos, cartoons, and slick wildlife documentaries—and this book is here to ruin it all (in the funniest way possible).

Inside you’ll find:

• Hilariously brutal fact-checks on popular animals

• Wild historical myths and modern-day misconceptions

• Sarcastic deep dives into why we admire the wrong creatures

• And plenty of weird nature facts you’ll want to read aloud to friends

Perfect for fans of strange-but-true trivia, quirky science, and irreverent humor, this isn’t your average animal book—it’s a roast of Mother Nature’s greatest frauds.

Whether you’re a curious teen, a sarcastic grown-up, or just love ruining pandas for people, this book is your next favorite conversation starter.

​​​​​​​📚 Warning: This book may cause spontaneous laughter, shattered illusions, and a new appreciation for the truly underrated weirdos of the wild.